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⭐️Is this the real price, or did you accidentally add an extra zero?

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⭐️I'm sorry, my budget only allows for ramen noodles and tap water this month.

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⭐️I'd love to pay that much, but my accountant is currently having a heart attack somewhere

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1."Is that your final offer, or can we add a 'friends and family' discount?"

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2.I'm not sure if I can afford that, but can you throw in a free puppy with the purchase?"

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3."I was hoping for a bargain, not a mortgage."

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4."I'm trying to save money for my retirement, not finance yours."

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5."If I pay that much, will the product come with a personal butler?"

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6."I'm sorry, I think you've mistaken me for Bill Gates."

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7."I didn't realize I needed a second mortgage to buy this item."

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"Can you give me a discount, or do I have to resort to my Jedi mind tricks?"

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"I can buy a similar product from a competitor, but they have free cookies."

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"I'd love to buy this, but I promised my financial advisor I wouldn't make any irrational decisions... today."

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"I'm not sure I can afford that, can I pay in monopoly money?"

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"I'd love to buy this, but I'm saving up for my yacht. Maybe next time."

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"Is this the real price, or did you accidentally add an extra zero?"

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"If I buy two, will you throw in a third for my imaginary friend?"

"I'm sorry, my budget only allows for ramen noodles and tap water this month."

"I'm not saying your price is high, but I think I saw this item on eBay for a fraction of the cost...and it came with a unicorn."

"Can we make a deal? I'll take the item, and you can have my student loan debt as collateral."

"I'd love to pay that much, but my accountant is currently having a heart attack somewhere."

"I'm not cheap, I'm just financially challenged."

"If you can match the price of my imaginary competitor, I'll take two."